Conventional wisdom says scary movies work best when they trick you into thinking you could be in the same danger as the actors. Over the past few years, few films have tapped into this more effectively than "The Strangers" — a creepy flick about slashers who invade a house and do unspeakable things to a couple, simply because they "were home."
But if the thought of watching that new DVD this Halloween gets you too creeped out, you're in the right place. One out of every five homes will suffer a break-in, while your odds of being killed by lightning are 2.32 million to one. The chances are zero, however, that you'll be eaten by your bed or find a leprechaun growing out of your crotch.
Below is a list of the polar opposite of "Strangers": The most inconceivable, unrealistic and just plain dumb deaths in the history of cinema. Enjoy the morbid memories and remember: If a cookie ever pulls a loaded gun on you, this article comes with a money-back guarantee.
Twilight Scoop! Sequels, Action and Paramore
(E! Online)
Sam Raimi Gets Back To His Horror Roots With ‘Drag Me To Hell’
