"Is America ready for a Kutcher?" Rob Corddry jokingly asked us during a recent interview, referring to Kutcher's proclamation that he would run for president. Funny, sure, but are we? Are we ready for a Kutcher that will drop his pants at the drop of a hat? Are we ready for a Kutcher that speaks two other languages? Are we ready for a Kutcher that has, gulp, crossover appeal?